(Source: unacclimated, via wild-nirvana)

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

(via the-dandelion-queen)

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via butt-leeks)

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favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via butt-leeks)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

(Source: weheartit.com, via glass-g1rl)

gnarly:

if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

(via so-personal)

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